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A satirical cookbook, to completely change the conduct of self-serving, dishonest, and corrupt politicians.
— Kreego and Enki
PITTSFIELD, MA, UNITED STATES, October 12, 2022 /EINPresswire.com/ — A brand new firm, Kryptomonium, has launched a satirical cookbook, to completely change the conduct of self-serving, dishonest, and corrupt politicians.
Politicians have been consuming the public’s lunch for a very long time and now it’s time to show the tables on them.
In “Save the Planet! Eat a Politician Cookbook” each events are equally roasted, scrambled, baked and BBQ’d with endorphin releasing recipes. The first version is devoted to House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Former President Donald Trump, and President Joe Biden. 24 illustrated pages doc how they’ll lastly serve the American residents as a substitute of themselves, their households, and their cronies.
In the insane new period of hyper-polarized politics the place the sane should seem insane, we carry you the co-authors who declare to be the Anunnaki Brothers: the unique Alien Lizards from the Planet Nibiru. They have returned to Earth to result in a new period of enlightenment, fact, and a reinvigorated humorousness to humanity, which can assist forestall the subsequent mass extinction (at the moment known as the Anthropocene).
Their cookbook relies on the sacred Nibiru ritual, “Nomomofo,” which ensures that politicians all the time inform the fact, carry out their duties in the curiosity of the citizens, and barely keep for greater than two phrases in workplace. This e book has been on the finest vendor record for the previous ten millennia on their residence planet.
The authors additionally profess that they’ve channeled the spirit of the 18th century satirist Dean Jonathan Swift who has permitted this publication for instant distribution on Earth. He opined previous to dissipating, “I have no doubt that these politicians will make a most delicious, nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a parmigiana or barbecue.”
This cookbook additionally urges the American public to help the “Save the Country! Eat a Politician Bill” that is able to be submitted to the 117th Congress, which if positioned into regulation, stipulates that politicians who’re corrupt or self-serving shall voluntarily serve themselves to the public by falling on the proverbial sword.
The authors Krrrrrrrrreegenlil (Kreego with rolling r) and Enki, can be found to be interviewed just about by way of Zoom or in corporeal kind in NYC upon request to debate the cookbook, their political motion, the Anthropocene, or how they’ll reinvigorate humor worldwide.
To request an interview or press packet, name the Anunnaki Brothers at (833) RU4-REAL which is (833) 784-7325 or e-mail Kreego and Enki at [email protected].
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